Lady Gaga SM Mall of Asia Arena

SM MALL OF ASIA WELCOMES! LADY GAGA On Monday, May 21-22, 2012 – Lady Gaga Concert rocks SM Mall of Asia Arena in an epic musical event!

The Born this Way Ball starts off with a kick with the first event in the arena which will be Lady Gaga’s Born This Way Ball!
Check out this video!

LADY GAGA CONCERT UPDATE:
Fresh off GMA:
The city government had earlier warned that her second show on Tuesday night On Monday, 22 May 2012 could be banned if the censors among the audience monitored any hints of blasphemy, devil worship, nudity or lewd conduct.
Up to 40,000 fans in the Catholic-majority nation paid as much as P15,840 ($370) each to watch the US singer. GMA said….

SEE THE LIVE Lady Gaga SM Mall of Asia Arena VIDEO HERE!

map of the Lady Gaga Concert

imax cinema mall of asia

IMAX Theater Mall of Asia Cinemaimax cinema mall of asia

IMAX Lobby & Theater at SM Mall of Asia – Feel the ultimate breathtaking movie experience modern setting with the most advance digital surround theater system. An 8-storey high and 120 feet wide unique gigantic screen

SM IMAX Cinema
SM MAll of Asia – Level-1
Pasay City
IMAX Cinema Schedule please call: 556-0242 / 556-4629    556-0547 / 556-0548
Click here tor movie schedules


After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to SM Mall.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse.
So i had to keep myself entertained somehow…

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local SM Mall:

Dear Mrs. Parker,

Over the past months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our mall and in the stores here at SM. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the Mall. Our many complaints against your husband, Mr. Parker, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4.
July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OHNO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’

One of the clerks passed out.

If you don’t tweet, Facebook share or email this to your dearest friends, you will be depriving them of some good humor.

IMAX Theatre SM City Cebu

SM City Cebu IMAX Theatre

IMAX Theatre SM City Cebu

IMAX Theatre offers an ultimate 3D movie experience through its awesome film projection, state-of-the-art surround sound, comfortable upholstered seats with exceptionally commodious lobby area.

 
Discover your latest favorite movies, your cinema schedule, and stay updated..
IMAX Theatre SM City Cebu
3rd Floor, North, Reclamation Area Cebu
Phone: (+63) 32 (231 3876)

SM Mall of Asia Cinema

SM Cinema Mall of AsiaSM Mall of Asia Cinema Philippines

2nd Level SM Mall Of Asia Central Business Park Bay Boulevard Bay City, Pasay, Metro Manila,

Check your favorite SM Cinema Movie Schedule.
Click here for Movie Schedules
Phone: +63(2)5560105
63 2) 556-0104
(63 2) 556-0106


PINO Inasal Gaisano Tabunok

PINO! Inasal Gaisano Fiesta Mall TabunokPINO Inasal Gaisano Tabunok

Pino! Inasal & Filipino Cuisine offers its guess a great fine dining and affordable menu of exquisite dishes. Enjoy a delicious and sophisticated dining experience at PINO Inasal and Filipino Cuisine.

PINO! Inasal
3rd Flr. Gaisano Fiesta Mall Tabunok Cebu
Phone: 520-1641


CDR-King Gaisan Fiesta Mall

CD-R King Gaisano Fiesta Mall Tabunok, Talisay City, CebuCDR-King Gaisan Fiesta Mall

CD-R king – one of the cheap and reliable computer, electronic, and IT accessories supply. A wide range of latest Computer and Electronic products are available in this store. Cd-r King is now extending their branches all over the Philippines, their cheap products were attracting more customers which make their business grow.

CD-R King

Gaisano Fiesta Mall Cebu
  2nd Floor Gaisano Fiesta Mall Highway Tabunok, Talisay City, Cebu
  Store Hours : 9:00 AM – 8:00 PM ( Mon – Sun)

  (032)273-3556


da vinci's pizza delivery Gaisano Fiesta Mall Tabunok

Da Vinci’s Pizza Gaisano Fiesta Mall Tabunok, Talisay City, Cebu

da vinci's pizza delivery Gaisano Fiesta Mall Tabunok

Salo-salo together with your family and friends at Da Vinci’s  Pizza -offering less prices at great taste pizza of your choice of thin crust pizza with a luscious white sauce. Where can you find this? Only at Da Vinci’s Pizza.

Da Vinci’s Pizza
Gaisano Fiesta Mall, Cebu South Road, Tabunok, Talisay City Cebu
Tel. #: (032) 491-8338


Philippines Mall Store Directory

Toy Kingdom SM Mall of Asia

Toy Kingdom SM Mall of Asia BranchToy Kingdom SM Mall of Asia

2nd Floor Main Mall, Bay Blvd, Pasay City, Philippines
Store Hours:
Sunday – Saturday: 10am-10pm
Tel. #: (63)(2)556-0432


National Bookstore SM Mall of Asia

National Bookstore SM Mall of Asia Branch Location MapNational Bookstore SM Mall of Asia Location Map

Ground Level, SM Mall of Asia
Bay Blvd., Central Business Park, Bay City
Pasay, Metro Manila, Philippines

Phone Number: (+63 2) 556-0529, (+63 2) 556-0531

Fax: (+63 2) 556-0527

Operating Hours
10:00 am – 10:00 pm



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